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In the boxing ring from Donkey Kong 64 during SMG4 and Mario's introductions, along with X on a cloud, the fat Italians start fighting. They then duke it out to see who can do them better.

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War of the Fat Italians is a long-running annual series on SMG4 where we get you fans to post a bunch of challenges for Mario and SMG4.

Steal Boopkins' Body Pillow Waifu Without Dying Triple Round: Survive Link's Singing the Longest, Teletubbies Having a Baby, and Buttsex Spy the Longest This decision has zero impact on the legacy of Vanilla Ice’s timeless Secret of the Ooze joint “Ninja Rap.” Go ninja, go ninja, go. But, against all odds, “Shell Shocked” is less not-good. I’ve felt significantly less embarrassed blasting “Shell Shocked.” My upstairs neighbors have been bustling around the entire time I’ve been writing this. Per Wiki: “The song’s lyrics erroneously suggest that Raphael is leader of the team, a role traditionally held by Leonardo.” No one wants an erroneous suggestion getting in the way of their good time.ĭisadvantage: “Turtle Power” The Speakers Test “Turtle Power,” however, flew a little too close to the sun. “Shell Shocked” doesn’t spend enough of its time digging into the TMNT mythos to mess anything up. (Juicy J squeezes “nunchuk” into “Shell Shocked,” though.)ĭisadvantage: “Shell Shocked” Canonical Inaccuracies Only “Turtle Power” makes use of the most Turtles-y phrase there is. And the lines are just so unstoppably silly: “Headed by Shredder, they were anything but good / Misguided, unloved, they called them The Foot / They could terrorize and be angry youths and / they mugged the people, who needed proof?” Or how about the classic “Pizza’s the food that’s sure to please / these ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.”ĭisadvantage: “Shell Shocked” The Cowabunga Factor It’s three quick, in-and-out verses buffered by a hook. “Turtle Power,” though, is almost a work of art in its insistence to spin a TMNT-appropriate narrative across four minutes. “Shell Shocked” pivots between Turtles-appropriate couplets (“Gimme the whole pie / real cheesy,” “You know I got your back / just like a turtle shell”) and standard-issue rap signifiers like Rolexes and Lamborghinis. In “Shell Shocked,” it’s “knock knock / you about to get shell shocked.” “Turtle Power” just goes “Turtle Power / Turtle Power / Turtle Power / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”ĭisadvantage: Both Overall Lyrical Content And still, no amount of lab-approved evidence will be enough to convince those who harbor a fuzzy heart-space for Partners in Kryme rapping that intensely plot-heavy rap about the heroes in a half-shell.ĭisadvantage: “Shell Shocked” Goofy-Ass Refrain The Turtles were as big a part of my childhood as anything, but I’m not about to sit here and make a case for “Turtle Power.” I respect myself. I know a lot of people already hate this new TMNT theme on principle, and love the old one because they pranced around the house to it as little kids. Bass gets dropped, and we’re used to that by now.ĭisadvantage: “Turtle Power” The Nostalgia Factor “Shell Shocked” is an unremarkable but inoffensive EDM track taking its cues from Skrillex and trapstep. “Turtle Power” is severely limited by its Kmart keyboard production value, which sounds like the ’80s ended five minutes before the engineer hit “Record.” The silly, funky bass, the orchestra punches - it’s rough. You can say lots about these three - about their names, about their personae, about their musical output, about Ty’s hat - but they’ll never be Partners in Kryme, and none of them got their start rapping about reptilian crime-fighters.ĭisadvantage: “Turtle Power” Production Value “Shell Shocked,” meanwhile, comes from Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign. Take a good look at the boys, courtesy of the thematic artwork for their second (and, surprisingly, final) single: “Turtle Power” came from James Alpern and Richard Usher, better known as Partners in Kryme, and it was their first song. “Shell Shocked,” Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign, ft. Embarrassing Turtle Jam? Let’s assess, scientifically and thoroughly. But is it actually an improvement on 1990’s “Turtle Power,” the O.G. the new TMNT rap theme, is one such trial.

No - we’re gonna get marketing-slammed as hard as we’ve ever been marketing-slammed, and yesterday’s debut of “Shell Shocked,” a.k.a.

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But that doesn’t mean we’re free to coast through life all peaceful and devoid of Nü-Turtle atrocities. We still have two and a half weeks to enjoy Earth before the Michael Bay–defiled Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes and ruins everything.

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